Joan Blondell credited as playing...
Gloria Fay
- Mr. J. August Freytag: Woo-woo-woo-woo.
- Gloria Fay: I'll be there in a jiffy. Throw your anchor on the couch and turn on the radio.
- Policeman Arresting Gloria: Mr. Freytag, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you.
- Mr. J. August Freytag: I'm a victim of a frame up.
- Gloria Fay: You are not! This is all a mistake. I was expecting somebody else.
- Mr. J. August Freytag: Your intentions were certainly not honorable.
- Gloria Fay: They were to! I'm a respectable citizen. I was expecting a gentlemen, not him!
- Policeman Arresting Gloria: Oh, you were, were you. Well, you better tell that to the judge. He's a good listener. Get your duds.
- Gloria Fay: I'll fix you for this, Mr. Fried Egg!
- Mr. J. August Freytag: Freytag.
- Gloria Fay: You're still a fried egg to me!
- Mae O'Brien: Oh, Gloria.
- Gloria Fay: What kept you so long?
- Mae O'Brien: Honest to Pete, I got here as soon as I could.
- Gloria Fay: What'd you do? Race a snail over?
- Mae O'Brien: How was the judge to you?
- Gloria Fay: Swell. He treated me like a robbed a gas station.
- Mae O'Brien: What'd he book you for?
- Gloria Fay: Conspiracy. What'd you think, manslaughter?
- Mae O'Brien: What'd he give you?
- Gloria Fay: 30 days in jail or a 100 dollar fine.
- Mae O'Brien: Look, you leave everything to me, see.
- Gloria Fay: Yeah, and end up in the chair. No thanks.
- Mae O'Brien: I'm going to see the judge. And when I get through with him, you'll either be out or I'll be in.
- Gloria Fay: Don't do it. I know another way to waste your time to better advantage.
- Mae O'Brien: How?
- Gloria Fay: Try to raise a 100.
- Mae O'Brien: I've got as much chance raising a war debt.
- Gloria Fay: Well, so long, I'll see you in four weeks.
- Mae O'Brien: Now, wait. Wait. I've got an idea. You keep your chin up, see.
- Gloria Fay: What for? To lead with?
- Mae O'Brien: I'm going to have you on the sidewalk in one hour.
- Gloria Fay: With the fleet in, that sure sounds rosy.
- Gloria Fay: Don't look now, but, there's something awfully cute sitting over there that's been blinking at me for the last five minutes.
- Mae O'Brien: Oh, not bad looking.
- Gloria Fay: That's what makes me nervous. I know my weakness.
- Gloria Fay: Riding on water always has a funny affect on me.
- Sergeant Tom Foster: What affect?
- Gloria Fay: Makes me feel kinda droopy.
- Sergeant Tom Foster: Ha-ha-ha. You don't look droopy.
- Gloria Fay: Oh, I don't mean droopy-droopy. I mean dreamy-droopy.
- Gloria Fay: All our lives, let's be dreamy-droopy.
- Sergeant Tom Foster: I make 104 dollars and 60 cents a month.
- Gloria Fay: That's plenty.
- Sergeant Tom Foster: I'm going to get a pension too.
- Gloria Fay: When?
- Sergeant Tom Foster: April 1953. Only 18 years. We have an awful lot to look forward to.
- Gloria Fay: We're going to have an awful lot to look forward to.
- Gloria Fay: How can you eat watermelon, cucumbers and cheese and then bananas?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Can I help it I like bicarbonate?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: I got a pal. Sgt. Tom Foster. He'd do anything for me on account of I saved his life once.
- Gloria Fay: How?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: He arrested me once and I went along without fightin'.