Glenda Farrell credited as playing...
Mae O'Brien
- Mae O'Brien: Oh, Gloria.
- Gloria Fay: What kept you so long?
- Mae O'Brien: Honest to Pete, I got here as soon as I could.
- Gloria Fay: What'd you do? Race a snail over?
- Mae O'Brien: How was the judge to you?
- Gloria Fay: Swell. He treated me like a robbed a gas station.
- Mae O'Brien: What'd he book you for?
- Gloria Fay: Conspiracy. What'd you think, manslaughter?
- Mae O'Brien: What'd he give you?
- Gloria Fay: 30 days in jail or a 100 dollar fine.
- Mae O'Brien: Look, you leave everything to me, see.
- Gloria Fay: Yeah, and end up in the chair. No thanks.
- Mae O'Brien: I'm going to see the judge. And when I get through with him, you'll either be out or I'll be in.
- Gloria Fay: Don't do it. I know another way to waste your time to better advantage.
- Mae O'Brien: How?
- Gloria Fay: Try to raise a 100.
- Mae O'Brien: I've got as much chance raising a war debt.
- Gloria Fay: Well, so long, I'll see you in four weeks.
- Mae O'Brien: Now, wait. Wait. I've got an idea. You keep your chin up, see.
- Gloria Fay: What for? To lead with?
- Mae O'Brien: I'm going to have you on the sidewalk in one hour.
- Gloria Fay: With the fleet in, that sure sounds rosy.
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Hey, haven't you girls got any bananas in the house?
- Mae O'Brien: How do you like that, he's complaining. Kewpie, you're the kind of a guy that takes a lollipop away from a baby and then kicks because its the wrong flavor.
- Gloria Fay: Don't look now, but, there's something awfully cute sitting over there that's been blinking at me for the last five minutes.
- Mae O'Brien: Oh, not bad looking.
- Gloria Fay: That's what makes me nervous. I know my weakness.
- Mae O'Brien: Oh, supposing you got a black eye? How would you look?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Out of the other one.