Arthur Treacher credited as playing...
Major Ballinger
- Major Ballinger: I say, don't splash me up. Do you mind? I'm not dressed for this.
- Brighton Lorrimore: Well, why aren't you?
- Major Ballinger: Well, I'm an excellent swimmer, old friend; but I don't look my best in a bathing suit.
- Brighton Lorrimore: Well, you certainly do, Lena. Why aren't you in?
- Lena Limering: Oh, I never go in the water, too. But, I adore the air on my body.
- Major Ballinger: It doesn't sound quite proper to me.