Martha Raye credited as playing...
Patsy
- Jack Carson: Patsy!
- Patsy: Yes, Sir
- Jack Carson: Try to get hold of Frank Rossman, right away.
- Patsy: Frank Rossman?
- Jack Carson: Yeah, and get me a couple of writers and a copy of Romeo and Juliet.
- Patsy: You meant what?
- Jack Carson: I said "Romeo and Juliet". You know - the couple that made love on a balcony.
- Patsy: In a balcony? What theatre?
- Jack Carson: How do I know what theatre? Get the book and somebody to read it!
- Patsy: I'm Mr. Carson's secretary. I'll try and find him for you.
- Mrs. Platt: Oh, look, if you're Mr. Carson's secretary, maybe you're sitting on his lap. Mr. Carson? Mr. Carson?
- [looks behind Patsy]
- Patsy: Oh, Mr. Carson, I got a terrific gag for one of your programs. Oh, it's marvelous!
- Jack Carson: That's nice. I doubt it.
- Patsy: Oh, you'll laugh at this one. It's brand new. You see, I say, "I had a terrible time last night with Amos." Oh, this is marvelous. You say, "Amos who?" And I say...
- Jack Carson: Amos Quito.
- Patsy: Yeah!
- [laughs hysterically]
- Patsy: When a gal is crazy about a mug who won't even give her a tumble, well...
- Gwen Holmes: Strictly business, he said. All right, it'll be strictly business with everybody from now on.
- Patsy: Well, why don't you make it monkey business!