Herbert Heywood credited as playing...
Josh Billings
- [last words]
- Judge Dunlap: And do you John take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife.
- John Clayborn: I do.
- Josh Billings: [Josh puts hand up to his ear - interrupts] What's say?
- Judge Dunlap: [turning to Josh] I said "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife"!
- Josh Billings: Not me, I'm ain't the marrying kind.
- [Josh points to John Clayborn]
- Josh Billings: There's your man.
- [everyone except Josh laughs]
- [comic relief Josh is mishearing words]
- Alexander Stiles: Come into my office Mr. Jackson. I'll fix you up.
- Eli Jackson: Fine.
- Hank Mathews: [Hank to Josh] He'll fix him up all right. Like he fixed us.
- Josh Billings: [Josh putting cupped hand up to ear] What's he gonna fix?
- Hank Mathews: I'll tell you later.
- Josh Billings: Tell me what?
- Hank Mathews: Never mind.
- [comic relief Josh is mishearing words again]
- Hank Mathews: You one of them law fellows?
- John Clayborn: Yes.
- Hank Mathews: Well, me and Josh here have got a case for you.
- [Josh has got a cupped hand up to his ear]
- Josh Billings: Case! Case of what!
- Hank Mathews: [annoyed] Awww. Poison Oak!
- Josh Billings: Bar grease good for that.
- Josh Billings: What're waiting fer?
- Hank Mathews: For the judge.
- Josh Billings: Hah!
- Josh Billings: The judge ain't here.
- [Josh is mishearing words again]
- Josh Billings: Beer. What do you want beer for?
- [Josh pulls out a small whisky bottle from his coat - offers it to Hank]
- Josh Billings: Here, take a drink of this.
- [Hank pushes the bottle away annoyed]
- [comic relief Josh is mishearing words again]
- Hank Mathews: Come on come on we won the case.
- Josh Billings: What case?
- Hank Mathews: The case about the water.
- Josh Billings: There're putting that in cases too?
- Hank Mathews: Come on.
- Josh Billings: Where're going?
- Hank Mathews: Come on. We're going for a walk.
- [comic relief Josh is mishearing words again]
- Josh Billings: But I don't want to talk.
- [comic relief Josh is mishearing words again]
- John Clayborn: Start sawing on that gate post. I see what I can do to drive them out a little.
- [John Clayborn leaves]
- Josh Billings: What'd he say?
- Hank Mathews: Start shooting at the gate post.
- Josh Billings: How high up?
- Hank Mathews: About's high as a rabbit.
- Josh Billings: What kind of rabbit?
- Hank Mathews: Jackrabbit.
- [Hank and Josh start shooting]