Walter Catlett credited as playing...
Morrow
- Morrow: You hop aboard my magic carpet and I'll show you sights that you've never seen before.
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, I'd kinda like to see Grant's tomb and the Statue of Liberty.
- Morrow: Well, you'll not only see those, but before the evening's half through, you'll be leaning against the Leaning Tower of Pisa, you'll mount Mount Everest, I'll show you the Pyramids and all the little pyramidees, leaping from sphinx to sphinx!
- Morrow: Pal, look, how would you like to go on a real old-fashioned binge?
- Longfellow Deeds: Binge?
- Morrow: Yeah, I mean the real McCoy. Listen, you play saloon with me and I'll introduce you to every wit, nitwit, and half-wit in New York. We'll go on a twister that'll make Omar the soused philosopher of Persia look like an anemic on a goat's milk diet!
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, I guess that oughtta be fun.
- Morrow: Fun? Listen, I'll take you on a bender that will live in your memory as a thing of beauty and a joy forever!
- Morrow: Oh, what a magnificent deflation of smug-glers. Pal, you've added ten years to me life. A poet with a straight left and a right hook. Delicious. Delicious! You're my guest from now on - forever and a day - even unto eternity!