Raymond Walburn credited as playing...
Walter
- Longfellow Deeds: Hand me my pants. I wrote her phone number on a piece of paper.
- Walter: You have no pants, sir. You came home last night without them.
- Longfellow Deeds: I did what?
- Walter: As a matter of fact, you came home without any clothes at all. You were in your shorts. Yes, sir.
- Longfellow Deeds: Don't be silly, Walter. I couldn't walk around on the streets without any clothes. I'd be arrested.
- Walter: That's what the two policemen said, sir.
- Longfellow Deeds: What two policemen?
- Walter: The ones who brought you home, sir. They said you and another gentleman kept walking up and down the street shouting "back to nature! Clothes are a blight on civilization! Back to nature!"
- Longfellow Deeds: He talks about women as if they were cattle.
- Walter: Every man to his taste, sir.
- Longfellow Deeds: Tell me, Walter, are all these stories I hear about my uncle true?
- Walter: Well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time.
- Longfellow Deeds: Twenty! What did he do with them?
- Walter: That is something I was never able to find out, sir.
- Walter: If you permit me to say so, sir, you were out on quite a bender last night, sir.
- Longfellow Deeds: Bender? You're wrong, Walter. We were out to a binge but we never got to it.