James Gleason credited as playing...
Police Insp. Oscar Piper
- Police Insp. Oscar Piper: [In frustration] Well, I'm a speckled ape!
- Hildegarde Withers: [Dryly] This is no time for a confession, Oscar.
- Police Insp. Oscar Piper: I don't see why I always have to miss my breakfast for these accidents!
- Hildegarde Withers: [Arriving on the scene to hear Oscar's complaint] I had an uncle who thought the World War would have been an accident.
- Police Insp. Oscar Piper: Hildegarde, this may be what the French call a crime of passion.
- Hildegarde Withers: Oscar, don't you think we ought to try to keep this case clean?
- Police Insp. Oscar Piper: [as Hildegarde tries to get into the police car with Oscar] Well, where do you think you're goin'? What are you always following me for?
- Hildegarde Withers: I don't know, Oscar. I guess it's because you always bring out the mother in me.
- Police Insp. Oscar Piper: [Seeing Hildegarde going through a pair of empty pants] Are you sure you were never married?
- Hildegarde Withers: There's a time and place to be funny.
- Hildegarde Withers: How can you find out if a man has false teeth?
- Police Insp. Oscar Piper: Get 'im mad enough to bite yuh.