Gary Cooper credited as playing...
Wild Bill Hickok
- Calamity Jane: Tip your hat when you speak to a lady!
- Wild Bill Hickok: I will... when I speak to a lady.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Keep your hands off your guns or there will be more dead men here than this town can afford to bury!
- Wild Bill Hickok: What started you on the warpath, Yellow Hand?
- Yellow Hand: Where sun rise, white man's land. Where sun set, Indian land. White man come, take our land, kill buffalo, our food. White man promise us food. White man lie. Now Cheyenne buy white man thunder stick. Soon war drum sound in all Indian land. All tribes ride with Yellow Hand. We drive white man, like buffalo, away back to rising sun. Yellow Hand has spoken.
- Tony: Hey, why don't you get a haircut?
- Wild Bill Hickok: Short hair makes the Indians mad, and they're mad enough already.
- Wild Bill Hickok: That river clipper is saying good-bye to you, ma'am. Now you're going to have three long days of this prairie clipper.
- Louisa Cody: But tomorrow is Sunday. Do we have to ride on Sunday?
- Wild Bill Hickok: Well, there's no Sunday west of Junction City, no law west of Hayes City and no God west of Carson City.
- John Lattimer: I'm not armed, Mr. Hickok, I'm not armed!
- Wild Bill Hickok: I'll give you three minutes to fix that. I'll be waiting outside.
- John Lattimer: I'm just leaving town.
- Wild Bill Hickok: You're not leaving town unless dead men can walk.
- Calamity Jane: Bill Hickok, you ornery son-of-a-mule! You wouldn't give a bad dime to a sick kid, would you?
- Wild Bill Hickok: You might be right, Calamity.
- Calamity Jane: No, I ain't. I know it, I ain't worth a bad dime.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Son, one of these days, you're going to grow up and you ought to know about women. You see, the thing is this - women are... uh, well, they're uh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to ya, but you never know what a woman will do.
- Calamity Jane: Maybe you're just bein' nice to me because you think you won't ever see me again.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Sure, sure I'll see you again. This is a big country and trails cross sometimes.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Well, I see she hasn't cut your hair - yet.
- Buffalo Bill Cody: I don't know what you mean, Bill.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Well, you know what happened to Samson when Delilah opened her barbershop.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Has she tamed you yet?
- Buffalo Bill Cody: Now, look here Bill, that ain't fair. She's different!
- Wild Bill Hickok: You're different.
- Buffalo Bill Cody: Bill, she's the finest little gal that I ever...
- Wild Bill Hickok: I know. I know.
- Buffalo Bill Cody: Come on, you gotta meet her.
- Wild Bill Hickok: No, Bill. Women and me don't agree.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Maybe I oughta shoot a coupla holes through your ears, so we'll know you. Men like you ought to be marked.
- Calamity Jane: Bill! You mangy old coyote!
- [big kiss]
- Calamity Jane: Bill, you're back!
- [Bill wipes his mouth]
- Calamity Jane: Aw, you four flushing old mule. You ain't wipin' it off - you're rubbin' it in. Are you gonna stay in Leavenworth?
- Wild Bill Hickok: Are you?
- Calamity Jane: I could.
- Wild Bill Hickok: I'm going on to Hays City.
- Calamity Jane: Why didn't you write me any letters, Bill?
- Wild Bill Hickok: I didn't know you could read.
- Calamity Jane: Ha! I could read if you could write.
- Wild Bill Hickok: A woman who has a fella at every station and a beau in every calvary troop west of the Missouri - that woman doesn't need any letters from me.
- Calamity Jane: Aw, Bill, those fellers didn't mean nothin' to me.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Well, they did to me.
- Calamity Jane: Is that chipmunk yours? Did you bring her with ya?
- Wild Bill Hickok: What if I did? Its none of your business.
- Calamity Jane: Ain't it? After you run out on me - you slap-sided, bird totin' rat! You brung that honky-tonk mopsy...
- Wild Bill Hickok: Shut up, Calamity!
- Wild Bill Hickok: You've been driven for three days, you change horses 14 times, don't you ever change those beads you're wearing?
- Calamity Jane: I ain't wearin' 'em cause you give 'em to me. I wear 'em cause I like beads.