Jean Arthur credited as playing...
Calamity Jane
- Calamity Jane: Tip your hat when you speak to a lady!
- Wild Bill Hickok: I will... when I speak to a lady.
- Calamity Jane: Bill Hickok, you ornery son-of-a-mule! You wouldn't give a bad dime to a sick kid, would you?
- Wild Bill Hickok: You might be right, Calamity.
- Calamity Jane: No, I ain't. I know it, I ain't worth a bad dime.
- Calamity Jane: Maybe you're just bein' nice to me because you think you won't ever see me again.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Sure, sure I'll see you again. This is a big country and trails cross sometimes.
- Jack McCall: I'm gonna be a big man in this country.
- Calamity Jane: [Sarcastically] You're gonna have to grow a foot, won't yuh?
- Steamboat Captain: Hi, Calamity.
- Calamity Jane: Hi, yourself.
- Steamboat Captain: Keeping company tonight?
- Calamity Jane: Yeah. Me and my six horses.
- Steamboat Captain: Well, seven's a lucky number. Count me in.
- Calamity Jane: You sailors are all alike.
- Calamity Jane: Bill! You mangy old coyote!
- [big kiss]
- Calamity Jane: Bill, you're back!
- [Bill wipes his mouth]
- Calamity Jane: Aw, you four flushing old mule. You ain't wipin' it off - you're rubbin' it in. Are you gonna stay in Leavenworth?
- Wild Bill Hickok: Are you?
- Calamity Jane: I could.
- Wild Bill Hickok: I'm going on to Hays City.
- Calamity Jane: Why didn't you write me any letters, Bill?
- Wild Bill Hickok: I didn't know you could read.
- Calamity Jane: Ha! I could read if you could write.
- Wild Bill Hickok: A woman who has a fella at every station and a beau in every calvary troop west of the Missouri - that woman doesn't need any letters from me.
- Calamity Jane: Aw, Bill, those fellers didn't mean nothin' to me.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Well, they did to me.
- Calamity Jane: Is that chipmunk yours? Did you bring her with ya?
- Wild Bill Hickok: What if I did? Its none of your business.
- Calamity Jane: Ain't it? After you run out on me - you slap-sided, bird totin' rat! You brung that honky-tonk mopsy...
- Wild Bill Hickok: Shut up, Calamity!
- Buffalo Bill Cody: Hi, Calamity!
- Calamity Jane: Well, Bill Cody. What are you doin' in them buzzard feathers?
- Buffalo Bill Cody: Pretty fancy, huh?
- Wild Bill Hickok: You've been driven for three days, you change horses 14 times, don't you ever change those beads you're wearing?
- Calamity Jane: I ain't wearin' 'em cause you give 'em to me. I wear 'em cause I like beads.
- Louisa Cody: It's so dusty and I haven't got my curtains done yet.
- Calamity Jane: Well, We'll help ya. Here, hey you long-legged two-spot, give your wife a hand. And here's the bodkin.
- Louisa Cody: Put it in that window over there Will.
- Calamity Jane: That old coyote's got a toad in his gullet.
- Louisa Cody: It couldn't be an Indian, could it?
- Calamity Jane: Honey, when you hear somethin' yellin' at night around here, it's just some varmint. But, when you don't hear nothin', it's an Injun.
- Calamity Jane: I don't want to die Bill. I don't want you to die.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Hang onto yourself.
- Calamity Jane: You'll have to help me Bill. Just like you did the first time I saw you. Remember? I was just a kid. I had no more sense than I got now. Headin' down the grave with no brakes on. I loved you then, Bill. Just like I do now.
- Calamity Jane: Bill, every night I talk to you, wantin' you. I know you feel the same way. Won't you tell me?
- Wild Bill Hickok: What difference would that make - now?
- Calamity Jane: If only I could hear you say it once. It would give me something - to keep. Like it was kinda holy. Like I could keep it forever.