Sam Levene credited as playing...
Patsy
- Patsy: Just like all them forward guys. A ladykiller, huh?
- Erwin Trowbridge: I assure you I have no lure for the opposite sex. Honest I haven't! Ask anybody. Ask my wife.
- Patsy: If you ever show your face around here again, you'll carry it out between two buns like a hamburger!
- Erwin Trowbridge: [after several drinks] That's funny. I'm kinda sorta feeling a little sleepy.
- Patsy: What you need is a little drink to wake you up.
- [to Harry, the bartender]
- Patsy: Harry, scotch for Erwin. He needs a pick-up.
- Harry, the Bartender: He'll need picking up, alright.
- Patsy: You can't go to the office like that. You're kinda stiff.
- Erwin Trowbridge: Oh, no! I'm limber enough. In fact, I'm a little too limber. That might be from drinkin' though, mightin' it?
- Harry, the Bartender: Yeah, that might be the explanation.
- Erwin Trowbridge: I gotta go. Mr. Carver will be most annoyed. He employs me.
- Charlie: Erwin! Do you want your boss to see you in that disgusting condition?
- Erwin Trowbridge: Oh, dear. Am I disgusting?
- Patsy: Revolting!
- Erwin Trowbridge: I'm sorry.
- Patsy: Aw, have another drink and forget it. None of us is purfect.
- Patsy: Listen to this: "Why was it that I chose to roam? Cross land and sea, so far from home. If that be life, my mutter dear, I send this card, of love and cheer. Mutter's Day, number 37." That touches ya, ya know that. Right here.
- Mabel: Yeah. Like seein' a good, sad movie, ain't it. Gee.
- Patsy: You know, this Erwin guy ain't bein' appreciated.
- Frankie: Read it, Patsy!
- Patsy: "At Christmas tide your hair was gray, But memories chased your cares away, Now lovingly in my simple way, I send you love on Mutter's Day. Mutter's Day, number 16."
- Harry, the Bartender: It sort of gets you, don't it.
- Patsy: And he done it just while he was sittin' there.
- Frankie: Weird, ain't it!
- Patsy: "At Christmas tide your hair was gray, But memories chased your cares away." - - That's literature!
- Patsy: Erwin, this is the little woman!
- Erwin Trowbridge: How do you do? Miss...
- Mabel: Just call me Mabel, Erwin. Any friend of Patsy's is a friend of mine.
- Patsy: I've often suspected that.
- Patsy: Say, what is this?
- Erwin Trowbridge: She's dizzy.
- Mabel: I'm dizzy, Patsy.
- Patsy: You must be to try and double-cross me. Get back to your room before I kick your teeth in!