Murdock MacQuarrie credited as playing...
Judge
- Judge: Ye are accused of doing battle with his Majesty's guards. What say ye to the charge?
- Larry: I can explain, judge. You see-eth, it was like this-eth...
- Judge: Guilty! I sentence ye to Newcape Prison for forty years! Ye to forty-five! Ye to fifty!
- Moe: Forty?
- Larry: Forty-five?
- Curly: Fifty? I got fifty. Fifty. Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, do I hear fifty-five, do I hear fifty five? Going once, twice, do I hear fifty-five? Who'll make it fifty-five?
- Judge: [breaks gavel] I shall!
- Curly: Thank you. I... Woo!
- Judge: Fifty-five years for the lot of ye at hard labor!
- Prosecutor: But, your lordship, t'would cost the crown a pretty penny to feed yon wastrels for fifty-five years! Why not send them to our colonies in America to fight the redskin savage?
- Curly: Mmm, I just love corned beef and savage!
- Judge: Silence! I now sentence ye knaves to defend our colonists from the savages!
- Moe: Gadzooks! They'll scalp us alive!
- Curly: Not me! Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
- Prosecutor: Your Lordship, these rogues do lay claim to be kin to the three musketeers.
- Larry: One for all!
- Moe: All for one!
- Curly: Every man for himself!
- Judge: Silence, ye knaves!