Zasu Pitts credited as playing...
Hildegarde Withers
- Stage Board Man: [after Hildegarde accidentally finds herself onstage during a dance number] I didn't know you had it in you, sister.
- Hildegarde Withers: Well, I'm glad it's out of me.
- Hildegarde Withers: Oscar wanted to go to the fights but I wanted to come here, so we flipped a coin.
- Inspector Oscar Piper: And I won.
- Hildegarde Withers: And here we are.
- Inspector Oscar Piper: Just a gigolo at heart!
- Inspector Oscar Piper: I thought I sent word for you to stay in your seat.
- Hildegarde Withers: Exactly. That's why I'm here. What's happened?
- Inspector Oscar Piper: Oh, nothing. A guy was shot, that's all.
- Hildegarde Withers: Well, who shot him?
- Inspector Oscar Piper: Who shot him? Would I be standing here if I knew?
- Hildegarde Withers: Oh, maybe.
- Inspector Oscar Piper: What are you doing? Playing bloodhound?
- Hildegarde Withers: No. I'm just smelling the perfume in this handkerchief.
- Inspector Oscar Piper: Ah, these show people all use perfume.
- Hildegarde Withers: Oh, do they?
- Hildegarde Withers: Oscar, she's not the one.
- Inspector Oscar Piper: How do you know she's not the one.
- Hildegarde Withers: She doesn't smell like it.
- Ricky Rickman: Hello, Miss Withers. Have you learned anything?
- Hildegarde Withers: Well, yes - and no.
- Hildegarde Withers: What's that lovely oder?
- Jeff Plummer: Oh, you mean that stuff? I don't know. That's some perfume Rita Marlowe uses. I keep her squirt bottles filled for her.
- Hildegarde Withers: Oh.
- Hildegarde Withers: Oh, wait, Oscar. Isn't it thrilling. A play within a play.
- [watching Tommy and June performing on stage]
- Tommy Washburn: Darling, your hair shines like gold. Your eyes shine like diamonds. Your teeth are like pearls!
- Jeff Plummer: Are you making love to me or taking inventory?
- Tommy Washburn: Making love! Honey.