Fernand Gravey credited as playing...
Alfred
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Paris is very beautiful, isn't it?
- Alfred Bruger VII: Very.
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Um, tell me--is it true you've never seen Paris by daylight?
- Alfred Bruger VII: [surprised] Quite true!
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: And, furthermore, is it true you haven't seen daylight for years?
- Alfred Bruger VII: [laughing] Also quite true!
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Aren't you curious?
- Alfred Bruger VII: Well, I have memories of the sun of my childhood days. 'Tisn't much. I think Edison's doing a better job.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): I don't feel so good. I was bitten by a dog last night.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Well, was he mad?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw), Alfred Bruger VII: Well he wasn't exactly pleased.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Listen, why are you losing your hair?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): Worried.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Worried? What are you worrying about?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw), Alfred Bruger VII: Losing my hair.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): How do you like Turkey?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw), Alfred Bruger VII: With cranberries.
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: What did the man say when he saw you in my room?
- Alfred Bruger VII: Well, he thought that my pajamas were rather tight.
- Alfred Bruger VII: Where's the yacht?
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Oh, the yacht, why it's over there. It's in Deauville.
- Alfred Bruger VII: Is it ready for sail or are they scraping the bottom again?
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Yes, your majesty.
- Alfred Bruger VII: What?
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: It's ready. Ready for sail, yes.
- Alfred Bruger VII: I don't want that bottom ever scraped again.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: No, your majesty.
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Do you really want me to come?
- Alfred Bruger VII: You know I do.
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Then, I'll come!