Patric Knowles credited as playing...
Patterson Buckley
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: Mr. Jenkins, I don't want to embarrass you, but they really want to get married first.
- [slips money into Mr. Jenkins's hand]
- Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace: Oh, I see, sparring for your liberty, eh? Well, I don't blame you, I don't blame you...
- Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: You know Miss Christy?
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: Why yes, she helped me out with my pants this evening.
- Lorri Dillingwell: What?
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: I fired him for reasons private, but, sufficient.
- Jean Christy: Well, you mean that time he saved you from marrying the girl that turned out to be the full-blooded Indian?
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: You know everything, don't you.
- Jean Christy: Well, that's what you pay me for.
- Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: Don't worry, Mr. Buckley, I wouldn't consider wasting my time.
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: I wouldn't have you. If I wanted brains, I'd go out and hire some.
- Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: You should.
- Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: Miss Dillingham, how do you do? I had the pleasure of catching you act once. You certainly do a mean strip tease.
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: What?
- [Lorri laughs]
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: I beg your pardon, Miss Dilling*well* does not do a strip tease. She's the granddaughter of John P. Dilling*well*.
- Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: Oh, well, well. I beg your pardon, Miss Dillingwell.
- Lorri Dillingwell: Oh, that's quite all right.
- Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: Lorri may never know, old boy, she's going out of town.
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: She is not! How do you know?
- Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: I advised her to, after I showed her those letters you wrote that fan dancer last year.
- Jean Christy: Oh, he didn't.
- Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: He did. She's going out of town to decide whether she should really marry you or not.
- Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: Poor ol' Lans. But, you know, he thinks every woman is going to do a forward loop for him on sight. Now, you regard Patterson Buckley, he comes with one woman and remains with two.