Stephen Chase credited as playing...
Master of Ceremonies
- [first lines]
- Master of Ceremonies: Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, we're going to present for your approval a novelty picture with an all-midget cast, the first of its kind to ever be produced. I'm told that it has everything, that is, everything that a western should have.
- [opening sequence]
- The Hero (Buck Lawson): I'm the hero. After this picture's out, I'll be the biggest cowboy star in Hollywood.
- The Villain (Bat Haines): I'm the villain. I'm the toughest hombre that ever lived, and I ain't afraid o' the biggest one o' you. I'm the Terror of Tiny Town, and that's the star part.
- The Hero (Buck Lawson): That's what you think.
- The Villain (Bat Haines): Ye-eah. That's what I think!
- Master of Ceremonies: Wait a minute! Men! Men! Wait a minute!