Billy Curtis credited as playing...
Buck Lawson - The Hero
- [opening sequence]
- The Hero (Buck Lawson): I'm the hero. After this picture's out, I'll be the biggest cowboy star in Hollywood.
- The Villain (Bat Haines): I'm the villain. I'm the toughest hombre that ever lived, and I ain't afraid o' the biggest one o' you. I'm the Terror of Tiny Town, and that's the star part.
- The Hero (Buck Lawson): That's what you think.
- The Villain (Bat Haines): Ye-eah. That's what I think!
- Master of Ceremonies: Wait a minute! Men! Men! Wait a minute!
- The Hero (Buck Lawson): Dad, I jumped a bunch o' rustlers at work.
- The Ranch Owner (Pop Lawson): Rustlers!
- The Hero (Buck Lawson): They left in such a hurry, they forgot their branding iron.
- The Ranch Owner (Pop Lawson): [examining iron] Cheap Work Pete!
- The Hero (Buck Lawson): That's the way I read it.
- The Ranch Owner (Pop Lawson): Why, that low-down ki-yote!