Eve Arden credited as playing...
Peerless Pauline
- Peerless Pauline: I've waited so long to find someone like you.
- J. Cheever Loophole: Oh, someone *like* me, I'm not good enough for you, eh?
- Peerless Pauline: Oh, but, you don't have to go right now, do you?
- J. Cheever Loophole: Well, there's nothing to keep me here that I can see, from this angle.
- Peerless Pauline: But, we, we hardly know each other. I can be very entertaining if I want to be.
- J. Cheever Loophole: [Speaking directly to the camera] There must be some way of getting that money without getting in trouble with the Hays Office.
- [Speaking to Pauline]
- J. Cheever Loophole: Will you walk on your hands?
- Peerless Pauline: But it's so easy. The bottom of your shoe creates a suction that holds you up on the ceiling.
- J. Cheever Loophole: No, no, I'd rather not. I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
- Peerless Pauline: You're the man I've been dreaming of!
- J. Cheever Loophole: What do you eat before you go to bed?
- Peerless Pauline: Oh, you'll love it! Come on, Cheever.
- J. Cheever Loophole: Are you sure we are not being too hasty. After all, I am just a boy. You're, you're a trooper, an aerial star.
- Peerless Pauline: Yes. You could be too. You're tall. You're strong.
- J. Cheever Loophole: You're nearsighted!