Richard Carlson credited as playing...
'Pug' Braddock
- 'Pug' Braddock: [after unsuccessfully trying to kiss Patty while parked at the "smoochin' spot"] Emotional little bundle, aren't ya?
- Patty Marlow: No, I'm the intellectual type.
- 'Pug' Braddock: Hmm...
- Patty Marlow: But you're gonna be very grateful to me before this night's over.
- 'Pug' Braddock: Yeah, I...
- [looks surprised]
- 'Pug' Braddock: Well, that's more like it!
- [tries to kiss Patty again]
- Patty Marlow: [blocks Pug with her elbow to his neck] Oh, I'm sorry.
- 'Pug' Braddock: Where'd ya learn that bit of jiu-jitsu?
- Patty Marlow: Don't you think its on the level?
- 'Pug' Braddock: On the level? You don't suppose Monarch Studios is going to gamble a million bucks on one of you knock-kneed twerps.
- 'Pug' Braddock: Well, you heard what the man said. Go on, get hysterical.
- Patty Marlow: I can't. It gives me hiccups.
- 'Pug' Braddock: Didn't that announcement do anything to you? What's the matter? You're feet tongue-tied?
- Patty Marlow: They won't talk.
- 'Pug' Braddock: She'll have the eyes, ears, nose and throat of a co-ed; but not the legs. She'll have the legs of a regular professional dancer.
- 'Pug' Braddock: Gosh, Patty, it looks like you swallowed a sunset! Well, when the Chief saw you, steam started rising from his collar.
- Patty Marlow: His boiling point's pretty low.
- 'Pug' Braddock: Look, Pee Wee, this is your last chance to ask questions. Now, are you sure you got everything straight?
- [Pee Wee winks]
- 'Pug' Braddock: Queer little duck.
- 'Pug' Braddock: Hey turn off that fan!
- Chief Evans: Sorry, Pug. Wrong plug. Wrong plug, sorry Pug. Hmm. Not bad.
- Patty Marlow: Pug, what's the distance between here and Russia?
- 'Pug' Braddock: It's a lot longer than the distance between here and Friday.
- Patty Marlow: Oh, but, Pug!
- 'Pug' Braddock: Oh, what's the use, Patty? This idea was cockeyed from the start.