Donald Woods credited as playing...
Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Enjoying yourself, dear?
- Elizabeth Price: You're certainly not showing me the time of my life.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Well, I'm sorry, darling, but I'm afraid I'm a little bored.
- Elizabeth Price: Yes. Well, when you're bored, you're also very boring.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Have you been drinking?
- Carmelita Fuentes: Only champagne.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Champagne?
- Carmelita Fuentes: Oh, yes! Regards. Makes you feel wonderful.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Well, you don't look wonderful.
- Carmelita Fuentes: Well, I do! I feel like a thousand canaries were picking birdseed off of me!
- Carmelita Fuentes: Oh! You think it's funny, heh?
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: I never saw anybody get so mad so quick.
- Carmelita Fuentes: Hmmph! I'm surprised you're staying to hear me sing.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Oh, I can stand anything for this. I could eat my weight in hot tamales.
- Carmelita Fuentes: Hmmph!
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: This is Miss Price, my fiancée.
- Elizabeth Price: [not smiling] Charmed I'm sure.
- Carmelita Fuentes: [smiling] I'm charming too!
- San Proximo Hotel Proprietor: You have a little argument with Carmelita last night, huh?
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Yeah, but, you can charge those pots up to me.
- San Proximo Hotel Proprietor: Señor, I tell you something, Carmelita, she have very hot temper.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Oh, is that what it was?
- San Proximo Hotel Proprietor: Mmm-hmm. She lose control.
- Carmelita Fuentes: [laughing] Dennis, what's a walf?
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: A walf?
- Carmelita Fuentes: Yes. And three little pigs.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: You mean, wolf! Big bad wolf.
- Carmelita Fuentes: Oh! Yeah. And who you think is hanging on his tail?
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: I don't know? Who?
- Carmelita Fuentes: Donald Duke.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: That's Duck. Not Donald Duke. Duck!
- Uncle Matthew 'Matt' Lindsay: [walks in the room] Who me?
- Carmelita Fuentes: No, not you. You Mickey Moose.
- Uncle Matthew 'Matt' Lindsay: Mickey Moose?
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: It's all right, Uncle. She's reading the Funny Paper.
- Uncle Matthew 'Matt' Lindsay: Oh, Mickey Mouse.
- Dennis 'Denny' Lindsay: Now wait a minute, I'm not through with you yet! Or, Romano, either, for that matter. Flitting from nightclub to nightclub, like a moth around a streetlamp! Staying out all night with some man! Drinking! Dancing!
- Carmelita Fuentes: And wrestling! Ah-ha!