Frank McHugh credited as playing...
Danny Green
- Danny Green: Don't break that. The landlady will charge us for it. If you got to break something, smack me on the chin. It's cheaper.
- Danny Green: What is it?
- Eddie Bartlett: A German trench helmet. I hope it fits. I had an awful time finding a Heinie with your head size.
- Danny Green: Oh, say, that's swell. It just doesn't fit. It's too small. I'll send it out to the cleaners and get it stretched. How do I look?
- Eddie Bartlett: You're just the girl to wear it.
- Danny Green: [to Eddie after meeting Jean Sherman and finding out that she is still in high school] You should have stayed and helped her with her homework.
- Mrs. Gray: [enters the room] Here's a letter for you, Eddie. Forwarded *all* the way from France.
- [pauses]
- Mrs. Gray: Three cents postage due.
- Eddie Bartlett: Put it on the bill.
- Mrs. Gray: *Don't* think I *won't*!
- Eddie Bartlett: [as Mrs. Gray leaves] And don't you think I think you won't.
- Danny Green: [as Eddie reads the letter with a smile] Well, who's that from?
- [Eddie shows him photo of Jean in costume]
- Danny Green: Ohh, say, she's pretty. One of them French peasants, huh? .
- Eddie Bartlett: No, it's an American gal. Lives in Mineola, Long Island.
- Danny Green: Oh. Well, I won't hold that against her.