Collette Lyons credited as playing...
Lillian
- Postman: Are you Nancy Evans?
- Nancy Evans: Yes.
- Postman: You seem kinda young to be boss of a circus.
- Nancy Evans: I'll soon get over that.
- Lillian: She's thinking of growing a beard to give her dignity.
- [after Hercules played a card, Willie the Gorilla grabbed it and put it back in Hercules' hand]
- Lillian: Hey! What are you doin' gangin' up on me? One baboon at a time!
- Hercules, the Midget: Can't a guy change his mind, Lil?
- Lillian: Yeah, providin' he's got a mind to start with. Besides I ain't playin' cards with a man who has a moth-eaten monkey for partner.
- Tony: Hey, gang, take a look at your new home!
- Hercules, the Midget: Ain't it somethin'!
- Lillian: Yeah, so quiet and peaceful. I wonder how long it takes to learn how to milk a chicken.
- Lillian: What's your job around here?
- Stony Brooke: I'm a cowhand, ma'am. I chase cows.
- Lillian: If I could only learn to moo.
- [Hercules waives an enormous gun at the Mesquiteers]
- Lillian: Don't pull the trigger - you'll wind up in South Dakota!
- Stony Brooke: Give us a break, Desperate Desmond.