Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer credited as playing...
- [first lines]
- Spanky: Get all your history done last night?
- Alfalfa: Yeah, I got 'em all but the one about when was the War of 1812 fought.
- Spanky: Yeah, that one stuck me too!
- Alfalfa: Sally, I made this myself. It's got a herring, sliced pickles, sliced onion, and a hot dog and a slice of cheese. I call it the Alfalfa special.
- Alfalfa: Jiminy Cricket! Let's get outta here!
- Darla: Spanky! Alfalfa! Come here! I saved a couple-a places for you.
- Alfalfa: Ye ain't mad because we didn't eat lunch with you yesterday?
- Darla: Oh, no!
- Spanky: We shore are a couple-a saps, Darla!
- Alfalfa: After all, beauty is only skin deep. But, old friends are thicker than water.
- [last lines]
- Alfalfa: Girls get some of the funniest ideas.
