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Charters
- Station Master: [to Charters and Caldicott who are sitting on a baggage cart] You can't sit here.
- Charters: Why not ?
- Station Master: This truck is required. Come on. Off, off, off, off, off, off.
- Charters: I suppose these bags aren't required too ?
- Station Master: Off, off, off, off, off, off, off.
- Charters: Pushed about from pillar to post by this railway ever since we got on the train.
- Caldicott: Yeah, everything we sit on seems to be required.
- Charters: It's monstrous.
- Caldicott: We shall write to the company about this. You're not at war with England yet, you know.
- Station Master: But you are mistaken. France declared war this afternoon. Und England declared war this morning. So ! Achtung !
- Charters: War...
- Caldicott: Yes.
- Charters: Good heavens !
- Caldicott: What's the matter ?
- Charters: My golf clubs.
- Caldicott: Where are they ?
- Charters: I lent them to Max in Berlin. Like a fool, I said he needn't bring them back til next Wednesday... Probably seen the last of them.
- Caldicott: Yes. I expect they'll require them for something or other.
- Charters: [at newsstand, next to display of "Mein Kampf" and "Gone With the Wind"] There's not a copy of this week's "Punch" ?
- Saleswoman: Please ?
- Charters: "Punch." English magazine. Very humorous. You must have a copy.
- Saleswoman: No.
- Charters: [to Caldicott] She hasn't got a "Punch" old man.
- Caldicott: Hasn't she ?
- Charters: No.
- Caldicott: Well. Sold out I suppose.
- Caldicott: [Looking through papers in stationmaster's office] It's all in German.
- Charters: [to telephone operator] What ? Well, how long then ? Oh, alright.
- [to Caldicott]
- Charters: Blasted junction's engaged by the military. They'll call me back.
- Caldicott: These people seem to have no idea of business as usual.