Symona Boniface credited as playing...
Bridge Party Hostess
- Moe: Now, calm yourself. We're census takers, madam. How old are you?
- Larry: What address is this?
- Lady having bridge party: One hundred and two.
- Moe: You don't look a day over eighty.
- Lady having bridge party: Young man, I'm twenty-nine.
- Moe: Oh, yeah?
- Lady having bridge party: Well, how do I look?
- Moe: Oh, you look like a million.
- Larry: Ah, she can't be that old. (Larry and Moe open her mouth and check her teeth.) Forty-three.
- Moe: Fifty.
- Larry: Forty-three!
- Moe: Fifty!
- Larry: Forty-three!
- Moe: Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, (mouth begins to move much faster) fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty...
- Curly: Sooold American!
- Lady having bridge party: Does your drink taste all right?
- Moe: A little heavy on the Angora Bitters. In fact, I think the goat walked right through it, I'm sure.