Lucille Ball credited as playing...
Connie Casey
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: What's that other college for girls, the one that won't give its right name?
- Harold L. Lister: Won't give its right name?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Smith!
- Eileen Eilers: Now, just one more question and we'll know whether you coincide with our type. What do you consider your ultimate goal in life?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: A man.
- Eileen Eilers: Why, that's down right brilliant honey! You're pledged!
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Is your first name Hamlet, by any chance?
- Clint Kelly: What?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: I've just been wondering, what do you do these days besides talk to yourself?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Look, we meet and meet and meet all over the place. This has been going on all Fall!
- Clint Kelly: Yeah.
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Well, I don't know whether you've noticed or not, but, we never kiss!
- Clint Kelly: Never, what?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Kiss.
- Clint Kelly: We never kiss?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: That's what I said.
- Clint Kelly: Well, does it bother you? Well, that is...
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Certainly, it bothers me!
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Do you read the newspapers? Carefully?
- Clint Kelly: I never look at them at all, except the Sports pages.
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Don't you care anything about the world we live in? About, life in general?
- Clint Kelly: Why, I like it so much, I won't let the newspapers spoil it for me.