Richard Fiske credited as playing...
Mr. Ixnay
- Mr. Ixnay: We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life.
- Moe Hailstone: You mean you'll let us paper the living room?
- Mr. Ixnay: No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronika.
- Moe Hailstone: Dictator? What does a dictator do?
- Mr. Ixnay: A dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. *That's* a dictator.
- Curly Gallstone: Hmph, a parasite. That's for me.
- Mr. Ixnay: We'll make this man, Minister of Propaganda.
- Larry Pebble: Popaganda? What's that?
- Curly Gallstone: A Popaganda marries a Mamaganda and they raise a lot of little goslings.
- Moe Hailstone: We'll take the job. What'll we do?
- Mr. Ixnay: First, you start a Beer Putsch.
- Larry Pebble: How?
- Curly Gallstone: You put your beer down and wait for the pretzels.
- Mr. Ixnay: No. No-no-no. You go to the saloons and you buy free beer for all saloonatics. Then you march them to the palace and force the king to abdicate. That makes you dictator! Hail! Hail! Hailstone the Dictator!
- Mr. Ixnay: We're going to make this man Field Marshal and head of all our fighting forces.
- Curly Gallstone: Can I have uniform? A real sword?
- Mr. Amscray: You can have a hundred uniforms. Just go out and shoot a hundred Generals and help yourself.
- Curly Gallstone: I'll shoot two hundred Generals!