Gordon Jones credited as playing...
Rubber-legs Ryan
- Rubber-legs Ryan: [referring to Hathaway] Hey, who does he think he is?
- Dean Hutchinson: An honest man, you big-muscled pinhead!
- Rubber-legs Ryan: [in the middle of his makeup oral exam] Oh, do we have to go and do some more? I've got a headache.
- John Hathaway: Did somebody kick ya in the head?
- Rubber-legs Ryan: Naw, I got it from thinkin'. Thinkin' always give me a headache.
- John Hathaway: That's from using muscles you've never used before. We'll continue.
- Rubber-legs Ryan: Well, the dean said if I got a headaches we could stop.
- John Hathaway: What made the Dean suspect you might get a headache?
- Rubber-legs Ryan: Suspect? It was his idea.
- John Hathaway: Rubber-legs, without you in the game Saturday we'd have a hard time beating Laurel, wouldn't we?
- Rubber-legs Ryan: Huh? Are you kidding? Well, they'd tear down the stadium!
- John Hathaway: Then maybe they'd rebuild the library they tore down to build the stadium.