Donald Meek credited as playing...
Captain Makepeace Liveright
- Captain Makepeace Liveright: [watching John and Elliott making silly boxing moves] They ain't in very condition are they?
- Nellie Woods: Yeah, but think of the mileage you get out of 'em.
- Captain Makepeace Liveright: [seeing both John and Elliott unconscious on the ground] Do you suppose somebody sneaked in when we wasn't lookin' and hit 'em both?
- Julie Hathaway: Nellie, what's happened?
- Nellie Woods: John's run amok!
- Julie Hathaway: What about?
- Nellie Woods: Elliot's beard. It's off, and it's driven John crazy!
- Julie Hathaway: [smiling] He's jealous!
- Captain Makepeace Liveright: Comes from readin' too many books. They rot out a man's brain cells.
- Julie Hathaway: Oh, shut up. You sound just like my mother!
- Nellie Woods: [dropping Elliott's head to the ground with a thud] You know, I'm beginning to think I had Elliott wrong about this from the very start.
- Julie Hathaway: [dropping John's had to the ground with a thud] Right or wrong, you never even had Elliott, honey.
- Nellie Woods: You did your best, angel.
- Julie Hathaway: [snapping her fingers after the statement] Oh, my best? Kitten, all I had to do was that...
- Captain Makepeace Liveright: [as Julie and Nellie push each other and start to brawl] Ladies, please... oh, ladies please, you mustn't...
- [Julie and Nellie take the Captain down to the ground between them]