Grant Mitchell credited as playing...
Dean Hutchinson
- Rubber-legs Ryan: [referring to Hathaway] Hey, who does he think he is?
- Dean Hutchinson: An honest man, you big-muscled pinhead!
- Dean Hutchinson: It's about Crazy-legs Ryan.
- John Hathaway: Rubber-legs Ryan.
- Dean Hutchinson: I was thinking of Crazy-legs Bilbo, uh, our great end. I was sorry to see him graduate.
- John Hathaway: He didn't. He just played three years and moved on.
- Dean Hutchinson: Hathaway, the trustees of this college are, um, how shall I say, practical men. Their interest in Crazy-legs... uh, Rubber-legs, is not the pedagogical one that we have. Uh, eh, it seems that they are determined to beat Laurel College this Saturday and, uh, therefore...
- John Hathaway: Shall I just change his mark to a passing grade or must we go through the formality of a reexamination?
- Dean Hutchinson: Professor Hathaway! Changing his mark would be cheating. Uh, uh, just what type of examination were you planning to give him?
- John Hathaway: Mmm, I imagine something in one syllable, no writing, and short.