Gloria Jean credited as playing...
Gloria
- His Niece: We're falling 2,000 feet!
- The Great Man: It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. It's the last foot that's dangerous.
- His Niece: Why didn't you ever marry?
- The Great Man: I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- The Great Man: Oh, for a Maxwell parachute!
- His Niece: What's a Maxwell parachute?
- The Great Man: Good until the last drop, dear.
- [they're in the basket trying to figure out how to get it pulled up to the mountaintop - a rock falls on his head]
- His Niece: Did it hurt you, uncle?
- The Great Man: No... how could a rock dropping from a thousand feet hurt your head?
- The Great Man: Don't you want to be smart?
- His Niece: No. I want to be like you.
- The Great Man: Don't you think I'm smart?
- His Niece: Not very.
- His Niece: Uncle Bill, I don't want you to get married.
- The Great Man: You listen to me, Missy, don't you want to live in this beautiful nest? Have a personal maid?
- His Niece: No.
- The Great Man: Wear diaphanous gowns? And eat regularly?