Fred MacMurray credited as playing...
Dr. Corey T. McBain
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: I'm going to operate, and for the first time in my life I hope the patient dies on the table.
- Dr. Jones: Don't you worry one moment about that bouncing boy. He'll grow up to be President one of these day.
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: [scowling] I'm a Republican.
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: The infant's chest seems perfect.
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: Please don't say "infant." Seems so un-affectionate, as though she had no continelity.
- [sic, a clear flub of her line, possibly meant personality]
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: Please call her Joanna.
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: Miss Madden, might I suggest that you choose a different name for, uh, Joanna. She, uh, happens to be a male.
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: What? A boy? But that can't be. He, I mean, she, I mean, he was wearing all pink. He just can't be a boy. Everybody knows that girls wear pink and boys wear blue - don't you know that?
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: Miss Madden, many years ago, medical science discovered a much better way of segregating boys and girls than by the color of their clothing.
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: I was called here to examine a two-year-old child.
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Here she is. My own precious darling Joanna.
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: This? This is an infant of about 8 or 9 months.
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: Oh, yes, yes, that was a slight mistake about the age. She's so smart that I always think of her as being much older.
- Buddy: Are you English?
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: No, Nebraska. Why?
- Buddy: You keep understating everything.
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: I always thought reporters wore their hats on the back of their heads
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: Oh, that's just in the movies.
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: I wanted something too, once - something I couldn't have.
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: A baby?
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: No, not a baby -- rabbits. Three hundred and sixty-five thousand, four hundred and twenty-two rabbits.
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: You're on the dock, Bluebeard. What number am I?
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: Two.
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: I must be the last. We were just married this morning. There'd hardly be time for a third.
- Elizabeth 'Liza' Madden: Nobody who likes rabbits could be very vicious.
- Dr. Corey T. McBain: Oh, I'm not, but... well, you just don't marry people on the same day you examine their babies.