Leon Errol credited as playing...
Uncle Matt Lindsay • Lord Basil Epping
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: I don't want those people to know that I'm your husband. I still have a little pride left.
- Lord Basil Epping: Say, what's the matter with that gal out there?
- Dennis Lindsay: Why, what happened?
- Lord Basil Epping: Well, she kept on telling me to "stop" and, upon my soul, I hadn't even started.
- Dennis Lindsay: Well, what was she doing?
- Lord Basil Epping: Reading this telegram.
- Aunt Della Lindsay: Read that.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: What's this?
- Aunt Della Lindsay: That's "Who's Who".
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: What are you gonna do?
- Aunt Della Lindsay: I'm not gonna do anything. That's "Who's Who".
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: Who's who? Who's who? Say, I think you've got a little bit of an owl in you.
- Aunt Della Lindsay: I should have. I've stayed awake enough nights waiting for you to come home.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: I'm sorry.
- Aunt Della Lindsay: That's better.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: From now on I'll stay out all night.
- Carmelita Lindsay: I already saw that it's nudie woman that lives upstairs.
- [winks]
- Carmelita Lindsay: She was taking a bath when I went by.
- Aunt Della Lindsay: Oh, dear!
- Carmelita Lindsay: Dennis, you always says she has such a nice figure. Hmm! You ought to see here without her griddle on.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: Oh, girdle. You mean girdle! The lady wears a girdle!
- Carmelita Lindsay: Why, Uncle Matt.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: What?
- Carmelita Lindsay: How you know what she wears, eh?
- Lord Basil Epping: I don't want to be old. You go ahead. You get old. Not me. I'm gonna be young all my life.
- Dennis Lindsay: As we grow older, we must become more dignified.
- Lord Basil Epping: You mean I got to be all undignified?
- Dennis Lindsay: Well, yes.
- Carmelita Lindsay: Oh boy, that was a pretty tight hug, no?
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: Tight squeeze, you mean, yes.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: Give me that bust.
- Carmelita Lindsay: What you saying?
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: Get me that statue, over there.
- Carmelita Lindsay: Oh!
- Lord Basil Epping: Who are you?
- Lightnin': I'm Lightnin'.
- Lord Basil Epping: Never mind about the weather. I'm Lord Epping.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: There's no ghost.
- Carmelita Lindsay: No goats, either?
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: Oh, no. I'm going to bed.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: What's the matter?
- Carmelita Lindsay: What happened?
- Aunt Della Lindsay: Oh, we saw a ghost in armor.
- Percy Fitzbadden: A ghost!
- Carmelita Lindsay: A goat?
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: No, a ghost.
- Carmelita Lindsay: Oh, that's ridiculous.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: [disguised as Lord Epping] Oh, I say, come here. Get me a drink, will you.
- Lightnin': Yes, sah. I know what you mean.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: What the? Come here. Come here! What do you mean by this?
- Lightnin': A scotch and soda.
- Uncle Matt Lindsay: Scot - who do you think I am? An inebriate?
- Lightnin': No, sah. You English.