Robert Benchley credited as playing...
Albert Osborne
- Mr. Osborne: You know what I told the mayor? I said my only regret is that I have but one wife to give to - I have but one wife to give to my country. Wife instead of life, you know.
- Mr. Osborne: Really, Miss Applegate, you shouldn't be so business-like. First, we're going to have a little drinkie-poo, then a little bitie-poo, and a little rumba-poo.
- Susan Applegate: You're going to have a little scalp massage.
- Mr. Osborne: Oh, no. This is not the night for a scalp massage and you're not the girl to give it. Oh, we could make beautiful music together, we two.
- Susan Applegate: Where are we going to have the treatment?
- Mr. Osborne: Oh, anywhere, anywhere around here. We can talk about that later. Here, let me help you. I was just making myself a lonely cocktail over there. But, now it looks as if a double-double might be indicated as a tribute to Revigorous' improved taste.
- Mr. Osborne: You're new with the Revigorous System, aren't you?
- Susan Applegate: I just started this morning.
- Mr. Osborne: Well, let me help you here.
- Susan Applegate: Thank you.
- Mr. Osborne: The Revigorous System certainly is picking up. Gladys was an excellent operator, but - a little earnest looking, if you know what I mean.