Frank Faylen credited as playing...
Achmed
- Achmed: Because the English I so well speak, I, Achmed No-Gosh Say-Golly, by my friends to address you, have been select.
- Connie Bryce: Well, shoot.
- Achmed: Is it true, oh mystic lady, that one within this box placed - may in half be sawin' - and afterward in one piece, put together, be?
- Connie Bryce: Well, if it isn't true then I'd died a thousand horrible deaths. What's on your mind, Rudy?
- Achmed: This magic, we wish to learn.
- Connie Bryce: Oh, I get it. A free show, eh?
- Achmed: My friend, Kushmet. Three wives with the tempers of she-camels he possesses. Upon two of which, the most homely, he would this strange magic perform - with failure. Thereby bending to his will, the mind of the third.