William Prince credited as playing...
Pills
- Tommy Adams: You ever want to be a real doctor, Pills?
- Pills: Yeah... I was one of those college wise-guys who didn't know where he was going. Funny place to find out, on submarines.
- Tommy Adams: What college did you go to?
- Pills: California. Only a year. Then I signed up. I had an "A" in chemistry... so they made me a Pharmacists Mate.
- Sparks: [over the 1MC] The Captain has given permission to pick up the San Francisco newscast.
- Pills: [on the 1MC, disguising his voice] This broadcast is brought to you by the Friendly Credit Company. The Friendly Credit Company trusts you. Any amount from $25 to $1,000. And so, Christmas Day is bright on all fronts. Here at home, police are continuing with a manhunt for a sailor wanted in the Bay Area on several counts. The women making the complaints insist on prosecution. The sailor was last seen boarding a United States submarine at Mare Island. The sailor is known with the girls only as 'Wolf.'
- [Wolf spews his coffee all over a mess table]
- Mike Conners: Well, Wolfie!
- Wolf: Shut up.
- [heads for the radio shack]
- Pills: However, the Wolf's shipmates volunteered information to the police, enough to send him up for 1,042 years. The Wolf has been described as a body of man entirely surrounded by women. He's...
- Wolf: TERRIFIC!
- Pills: Terrific...!
- [trails off as he realizes Wolf is standing behind him]
- Pills: It's just a gag, Wolfie, just a gag.