Eddie Dew credited as playing...
Spike McClouen
- Spike McClouen: That ball was fair by ten feet!
- First Umpire: It was a foul.
- Wacky Waters: Spike hit the ball fair that much.
- [arms spread wide]
- Dan Hannigan, Sox Manager: Get back, Wacky.
- Wacky Waters: The guy needs a tin cup!
- First Umpire: Who needs a tin cup?
- Spike McClouen: You do, you big baboon!
- First Umpire: What'd you call me?
- Wacky Waters: Ah! The guy can't hear, he's deaf!
- Spike McClouen: Yeah, deaf, dumb, blind and silly!
- First Umpire: Say, busher, who you talkin' to?
- Spike McClouen: Busher? You can't call me busher and get away with it!
- First Umpire: I can't, huh? I'll show you what I can get away with. You're out! Both of you!