James McKechnie credited as playing...
Spud Wilson
- Spud Wilson: You say war starts at midnight, how do you know the enemy says so too?
- Clive Candy: But, my dear fellow, that was agreed, wasn't it?
- Spud Wilson: Agreed my foot! How many agreements have been kept by the enemy since this war started? We agree to keep to the rules of the game and they go on kicking us in the pants!
- Spud Wilson: Message from H.Q. "War starts at midnight". You have your orders. Tell the men. Oh, and tell them to make it like the real thing.
- Soldier: What do you mean, "the real thing", sir?
- Spud Wilson: Well, obviously, our losses divided by ten and the enemy's multiplied by twenty.
- Soldier: Yes, sir.