Fred Shields credited as playing...
Narrator
- Narrator: [reading newspaper headline] "Pumping Politician Polls Precinct in Public Primaries - Pumps as He Stumps." Eh, this popular public personality predicts...
- Politician: It is a pleasure and a privilege to personally point the pride and praise the perfect performance of this pump perambulator.
- Narrator: A mailman who doesn't care about walking on his day off claims, "With this handy-dandy walker-cycle, I do my walkin' sittin' down."
- Narrator: An air raid warden who's been staying up late nights was struck with this thought, "Nyeh. Inventin' things is kind of a hobby with me, see? So I put on these skates an' my official equipment, see? An' I gets me a good strong magnet, see? And, by golly, the darn thing works! Like this, see?"
- Narrator: And here's one by a traveling salesman in Sitting Bull, Montana. Who spent most of his time in hotel lobbies.
- Narrator: Here's an idea submitted by an animal lover of Great Neck, Long Island, who says, quote, "There ain't no priorities on tomcats!", unquote.
- Narrator: A Hollywood drugstore cowboy deprived of his station wagon improvised this system on the spur of the moment: Woo-ha! Doggone, fer a while, I thought I'd have to learn to ride a horse!