Grant Mitchell credited as playing...
Reverend Harper
- Reverend Harper: Have you ever tried to persuade him that he wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?
- Abby Brewster: Oh, no.
- Martha Brewster: Oh, he's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt.
- Abby Brewster: Oh... Do you remember, Martha, once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington, it might be a change for him, and we suggested it.
- Martha Brewster: And do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody.
- Police Sgt. Brophy: Look, Sergeant, I promised ya I wouldn't swear but what the he -
- [stops, noticing the Reverend]
- Police Sgt. Brophy: What's goin' on here anyway?
- Reverend Harper: Oh, he's quite harmless.
- Police Sgt. Brophy: Thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt. So what? There's a lot of worse guys he could think he was.
- Teddy Brewster: [after charging up the stairs] Charge the blockhouse!
- Reverend Harper: Blockhouse?
- Aunt Abby: Yes. The stairs are always San Juan Hill.