Barton MacLane credited as playing...
Police Lt. Barry Lane
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: Do you believe in werewolves?
- Jan Spavero: How did you know?
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: It's my business to know!
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: I'll admit that there are some peculiar things about this case that haven't been cleared up. We'll keep our eye on that guy, in case his mind clears and we can ask him some questions. But the Police Department hasn't got time to chase a lot of things that don't exist. I never heard of a wolf that could strike a match.
- Homer: [the police have just had a shootout with the wolf but instead shot a hole through Lt Lane's hat] You alright chief?
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: [Angrily] Well it's nice of you to enquire. I didn't know you cared. What are you doing up there?
- Homer: You mean to tell me you didn't see what we saw
- [referring to the wolf]
- Police Lt. Barry Lane: [Still angrily] How can I see anything when you're raining bullets on me like I was a sleeve target, come on down!
- Homer: You think the chief will believe us when we tell him what we saw?
- Policeman: He'll believe us alright when I show him this
- [He shows Homer his ripped up left sleeve on his shirt and jacket]