James Brown credited as playing...
Ted Haines Jr.
- Ted Haines Sr.: Son, never loan money to a church. As soon as you start to close in on them, everybody thinks you're a heel.
- Ted Haines Jr.: Well, aren't you?
- Ted Haines Sr.: Yeah.
- Ted Haines Sr.: Where have you been the last two weeks?
- Ted Haines Jr.: Well, dad, I've been in a blue heaven dancing on a pink cloud. She came in on a moonbeam.
- Ted Haines Sr.: That's a lie. I had you followed.
- Ted Haines Jr.: That wasn't cricket, dad. When you were my age, I didn't follow you around.
- Ted Haines Jr.: He wants to tear down the church and make a parking lot out of it. Can you imagine it? He's a very disliked man. I'm sort of following in his footsteps.
- Father Chuck O'Malley: Junior, hmm?
- Ted Haines Jr.: Yeah.