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Eddie Bracken, William Demarest, and Ella Raines in Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)

Harry Hayden: Doc Bissell

Hail the Conquering Hero

Harry Hayden credited as playing...

Doc Bissell

Quotes5

  • Judge Dennis: [the crowd has re-gathered at the train station to see Woodrwow] Naturally the nomination went back to Doc Bissell. But he got up and said...
  • Mr. Schultz: "Ladies and gents..."
  • Doc Bissell: Don't mis-quote me.
  • Judge Dennis: What?
  • Doc Bissell: I said, "ladies and gentlemen."
  • Committee Chairman: Of course you did.
  • Doc Bissell: I said, "Ladies and gentlemen, in all the years that I have been unsuccessfully mixed into politics, this is the first and only time that I have ever seen a candidate for office - given an opportunity to prove publicly, permanently and beyond peradventure of doubt that he was honest, courageous and veracious..."
  • Judge Dennis: That means truthful. He likes those big words.
  • Doc Bissell: I said, further, "that if to act out a little lie to save one's mother humiliation was a fault - in other words, if tenderness toward and consideration of one's mother was a fault - it was a fault any man might be proud of."
  • Judge Dennis: [notices that Woodrow is in civilian clothes] Where are the medals?
  • Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Oh, oh, the medals. Well, I just wore those to get off the train. I suppose I shouldn't have.
  • Doc Bissell: What do you mean you shouldn't have? If all good men wore medals it wouldn't be so hard to tell the good from the bad.
  • Town Councilman: Let's get down to business. The trouble with our party is everybody talks too long all the time.
  • Doc Bissell: That's the trouble with all parties.
  • [Woodrow - in his scheme - has just announced that the Marines have called him back]
  • Judge Dennis: Why don't they leave you here where we need you?
  • Libby: That's right.
  • Doc Bissell: That's one of the weaknesses of the military viewpoint: doesn't always recognize the importance of civilians in wartime.
  • Doc Bissell: [explaining to Woodrow that the town still wants him to run for mayor] Politics is a very peculiar thing, Woodrow. If they want you, they want you. They don't need reasons anymore... they find their own reasons. It's just like when a girl wants a man.
  • Libby: That's right. You don't need reasons. Although they're probably there.

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