Rags Ragland credited as playing...
Albert Weever
- Albert Weever: Hello, Leslie. I brought you some flowers. They're for-not-me-gets.
- Leslie Odell: Thank you, Albert. I love for-not-me-gets.
- Princess Veronica: Hi, babe!
- Albert Weever: Look, lady, I didn't know you was a Princess. I thought you was a woman!
- Princess Veronica: I'm both, Albert.
- Albert Weever: Hey, Jimmy, you know I just thought of something? It's a lucky thing for me, my name is Albert.
- Jimmy Dobson: Yeah, why?
- Albert Weever: That's what everybody calls me: Albert.
- Albert Weever: Ah, Jimmy, don't be mad at me. It was only petty larceny! It wasn't no felony. Was only a miss-a-de-meanor.
- Albert Weever: How's about a kiss?
- Princess Veronica: No, thank you.
- Albert Weever: The pleasure would be mutual.
- Dr. Elfson: Now, you go in there and make her laugh.
- Albert Weever: Who me?
- Dr. Elfson: Yes.
- Albert Weever: I ain't comical.
- Diplomat #1: Why is she in the jail?
- Albert Weever: She was pinched.
- Diplomat #1: Pinched?
- Countess Zoe: Where?
- Diplomat #2: He means arrested.
- Diplomat #1: What for? What did she do?
- Albert Weever: Well, a bull pushed her around, so, naturally, she took a sock at the bull.
- Countess Zoe: Cow?
- Albert Weever: Bull.
- Diplomat #2: She resisted arrest.
- Albert Weever: And how! Boy, did she battle.