Robert Benchley credited as playing...
Uncle George Archer
- Uncle George: Corliss, I have a bone to pick with you. How dare you get married without letting me perform the ceremony?
- Corliss Archer: But Uncle George -
- Uncle George: It isn't everybody that has a chaplain right in the family, you know.
- Corliss Archer: Yes, Uncle George -
- Uncle George: Ever since you were that high it's been understood that it was to be my privilege.
- Corliss Archer: Yes, Uncle George, but -
- Uncle George: It's all right. Don't worry. We've been discussing it all, and we're going to give you children a real home wedding right now.
- Dexter Franklin: Holy cow.
- Janet Archer: That's right, Corliss.
- Mary Franklin: Won't that be lovely?
- Corliss Archer: But Uncle George, that's awfully sweet of you, and everything, but - but we don't need to get married anymore.
- Uncle George: Now look, eloping to a justice of the peace is all very modern, but there's nothing like an old-fashioned wedding ceremony if you want the marriage to last. Isn't that true, Janet?
- Janet Archer: I think Uncle George is perfectly right. Now run along upstairs, dear, and put on your new dress.
- Corliss Archer: Mom, I don't want to .
- Janet Archer: Why, Corliss!
- Dexter Franklin: Sure, Corliss, go on. I think it's a swell idea.
- Corliss Archer: Dexter Franklin, you keep out of this!
- Dexter Franklin: [to Uncle George] Yes, sir. I wouldn't feel properly married to Corliss unless you did it.