Willie Best credited as playing...
Lucille
- Colonel Michael Otley: Lucille, everyone in the Army isn't a general.
- Lucille: No, sir, but you'd be surprised how my tips increased after I started calling everyone general.
- Lucille: Uh, General, excuse me, sir... I know it ain't none of my business, but Lieutenant Mallory right, sir. He *did* sleep outside.
- Colonel Michael Otley: What's that?
- Lucille: I got it right here in my diary.
- Colonel Michael Otley: You actually saw him?
- Lucille: Not only saw him, I almost *sat* on him. Well, you see, me and my girlfriend was out , uh, lookin' at the moon...
- Colonel Michael Otley: [interrupting] Are you *sure* it was Lieutenant Mallory?
- Lucille: Oh, yes, sir. I never forget a face - especially when I've sat on it!
- [last lines]
- Lucille: Like I always said, nothin' like a wedding to bring two married people together! Huh huh!
- Captain Jack Ross: [racing past] I got it! I got it! I got it!
- Colonel Michael Otley: Got what?
- Lieutenant Don Mallory: An avocado, sir.
- Colonel Michael Otley: What's so startling about that?
- Lucille: You know, General, he's the one expecting to become a mother.
- Colonel Michael Otley: Oh. That is startling.
- Mrs. Mallory: Just a minute, boy. Where's that young lady that was here?
- Lucille: You mean Mrs. Mallory, Mrs. Mallory?
- Mrs. Mallory: Now, don't you start that!
- Earl 'Slim' Clark: I told you so.
- Lucille: Well, she's down in cabin number 10 makin' time with her husband. I think he's your son.
- Mrs. Mallory: My son?
- Lucille: I told you you was gonna git the willies.