Stuart Erwin credited as playing...
Captain Jack Ross
- Captain Jack Ross: [racing past] I got it! I got it! I got it!
- Colonel Michael Otley: Got what?
- Lieutenant Don Mallory: An avocado, sir.
- Colonel Michael Otley: What's so startling about that?
- Lucille: You know, General, he's the one expecting to become a mother.
- Colonel Michael Otley: Oh. That is startling.
- Captain Jack Ross: Now Millie doesn't want an avocado. What does that mean.
- Jean Howard: Try cantaloupe.
- Captain Jack Ross: Oh, thank you. This may be a night to remember.
- Jean Howard: It may be one to forget.