Betty Hutton credited as playing...
Judy Peabody
- Judy Peabody: You know I think he's a bit screwy, he thinks a girl named Ruby Stevens is Barbara Stanwyck!
- Judy Peabody: We can't go on like this, Mr. Billingsley.
- Sherman Billingsley: Like what?
- Judy Peabody: I'm in love with Danny.
- Sherman Billingsley: Well, that's all right with me.
- Judy Peabody: Well, it's not with him.
- Sherman Billingsley: You're all mixed up.
- Judy Peabody: I know I am, and I don't wanna be. He's as jealous as...
- Sherman Billingsley: Jealous?
- Judy Peabody: Well, certainly. Who wouldn't be after all the things you've given me?
- Sherman Billingsley: I've given you?
- Judy Peabody: Oh, Sherman, don't be so anonymous.
- Sherman Billingsley: Hey, listen, I'm a married man.
- Judy Peabody: That's why you oughta be ashamed of yourself.
- Jerry B. 'J.B.': Love should be tolerant till truth breaks through the clouds of doubt.
- Judy Peabody: Gee, that's beautiful, Pop. Who said that?
- Jerry B. 'J.B.': I did.
- Judy Peabody: Why do girls always have to go for dumb guys?
- Gwen: Maybe because it makes us look smart.
- Judy Peabody: What happened?
- Jerry B. 'J.B.': Me wife left me six months ago.
- Judy Peabody: Why?
- Jerry B. 'J.B.': I'll tell it. There was a slight complication - another man, Clarence Bascom.
- Judy Peabody: Was Bascom any younger than you?
- Jerry B. 'J.B.': No, sixty-five.
- Judy Peabody: Oh, he had money?
- Jerry B. 'J.B.': Not as much as I.
- Gwen: She left you for another bum? I don't get it.
- Gwen: I think the whole thing must've been your fault.
- Jerry B. 'J.B.': Why does everyone side with Edith, I...
- Judy Peabody: Now, now, Pop. Till you get yourself straightened out, you better stay here with me.
- Sherman Billingsley: Oh, I've gotta get you straightened out. Now get this - I never gave you anything. Ever.
- Judy Peabody: Huh?
- Sherman Billingsley: Why should I? What are you in my life?
- Judy Peabody: Well, I don't know, but somebody's behind this.