Virginia Mayo credited as playing...
Ellen Shanley
- Ellen Shanley: Do you think you'll be coming back tomorrow?
- Edwin Dingle: Oh, by all means. I enjoy it here very much, uh, I love the smell of leather bindings.
- Edwin Dingle: Ellen.
- Ellen Shanley: You've got a nerve, hanging around here. You just got me fired!
- Edwin Dingle: I'm sorry, but, I must resort to force.
- Ellen Shanley: Oh, now you're a cave man!
- Edwin Dingle: Well, the Neanderthal Man had his merits.
- Ellen Shanley: [Talking on the phone] But, I just have to talk to the District Attorney about a young man he arrested. He's not really out of his mind. I upset him because he's not used to girls.
- Ellen Shanley: You know, Mr. Dingle, you have the most extraordinary mind I've ever heard of.
- Edwin Dingle: Oh, I wouldn't say that.
- Ellen Shanley: You're very modest, aren't you?
- Edwin Dingle: Yes, I guess, I am.
- Ellen Shanley: That's odd. If I had a mind like yours; in fact, if I had any mind at all; I'd be a brazen hussy! Ha-ha-ha.
- Edwin Dingle: Oh! Ha-ha-ha
- Ellen Shanley: There! I bet that's the first time you've laughed since you've read Professor Zimmel's inaccuracies of the Phoenician wars. Ha-ha-ha
- Edwin Dingle: Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I guess it is, at that. You know, I really enjoy being here.
- Ellen Shanley: I'm glad. I like having you.
- Ellen Shanley: Edwin, do you always where your hair parted in the middle?
- Edwin Dingle: Yes, why?
- Ellen Shanley: Why, I never saw anybody look good with their hair that way, except Hedy Lamarr.
- Edwin Dingle: I want to explain about last night.
- Ellen Shanley: Well, it better be good. Making me wait hours for potato salad and telephoning me and barking like a dog, meowing like a cat and hooting like an owl.