Ginger Rogers credited as playing...
Irene Malvern
- Irene Malvern: You're not very clever, now.
- Chip Collyer: No. I-I, I have my off moments and this is one.
- Chip Collyer: The fact is, for ten years, I've been looking for you and not even knowing it. And when I saw you, well I, had to stay.
- Irene Malvern: I think you better go - and get your hotcakes.
- Chip Collyer: Think, woman. Think. I'm in the market for a wife. I told you that. You won't have me. You ought to know a good second choice. Someone, eh, oh, not as attractive as you are, but, fairly attractive; not as warm hearted, but, fairly warm hearted; not as, not as exciting, but, fairly exciting. Think.
- Irene Malvern: Well, I don't know many women, except actresses.
- Chip Collyer: Nice thing about picture actresses, though, you can look them over on the screen before you meet 'em. Who did you have in mind?
- Irene Malvern: Well, I have one or two stand-ins.
- Chip Collyer: No. No substitutes won't do. It's, eh, it's you or nobody. I can't have you so, well, it was just a crazy notion anyhow. Sort of a weekend mirage.
- Irene Malvern: He's not a tramp. He's wonderful. He's handsome. He's wise, strong, steady. He's witty. He's charming. He's...
- Henry Burton: Say, who is this guy?
- Irene Malvern: He's as real as everything else in my life. He just doesn't exist.
- Irene Malvern: You really should examine him, Bobby. You'll probably find he's made of celluloid - just like me.
- Irene Malvern: Let me assure you that there's a detective standing outside that door.
- Chip Collyer: Perry Mason, Peter Wimsey or Sherlock Holmes?
- Irene Malvern: So, you're a sensation seeker. Is that it?
- Chip Collyer: That's it! If I weren't a jewel thief, would I be sitting here with one of the loveliest woman in America? Watching her green-flecked eyes change from fear to scorn to anger to pity. Oh, yes, I saw some pity in those eyes. And, while we're on the subject, if you don't mind my saying so, that's the nicest hank of hair I've seen in many a lonesome month. And, the nose. It isn't bad, either. But, you know what gets me? The voice. There's music in it.
- Chip Collyer: You're a pretty lonely soul, aren't you?
- Irene Malvern: What makes you say that?
- Chip Collyer: And frightened too.
- Irene Malvern: Of you?
- Chip Collyer: Oh, no, not of me - of life.
- Irene Malvern: I'm not afraid of anything or anybody.
- Chip Collyer: I am. Most people with any sense are at one time or another.
- Chip Collyer: What is it you're after anyway? You've got looks, success, a dizzy amount of it, from what I can make out. A hundred million women would trample each other to pieces to change places with you. And, yet, coming back to your eyes, which incidentally fascinate me, there's something missing?
- Irene Malvern: I'm very happy. What's more, we're not here to discuss me.
- Chip Collyer: Oh, sorry.
- Irene Malvern: I realize that's a subtle form of flattery, but, I assure you, I'm on to it.
- Chip Collyer: Can't get around you, can I, huh?
- Irene Malvern: Not very easily.
- Irene Malvern: What are you going to tell them, uh, the Syndicate, if I should let you go?
- Chip Collyer: That I couldn't pull the job. Met my intended uh, victim. She was beautiful, she was warm, she was gentle and sincere. I still had a little spark of decency left, so, I returned the necklace.
- Irene Malvern: What necklace?
- Chip Collyer: The uh, the Grand Duke's.
- Irene Malvern: "Grand Hotel"! Why that's straight out of the picture, "Grand Hotel!"
- Chip Collyer: That's right! I am the Baron, you are the ballerina, and we're off to see the wizard.
- Irene Malvern: I'm really not angry about last night.
- Chip Collyer: No?
- Irene Malvern: In a way, I suppose, I'm to blame.
- Henry Burton: Look, honey, now that we've got a hit, don't you think we ought to have a little celebration? Come on over to "21". The whole gang's there.
- Irene Malvern: No.
- Sam Skelly: Oh, come on!
- Irene Malvern: You two go ahead. I'm tired. I'm going to take the war paint off and go to bed.
- Henry Burton: Well, maybe you're right. Good night, Irene.
- Irene Malvern: I'd really like to know what goes on in that mighty brain of yours.
- Chip Collyer: Ah, sweet mystery of life.
- Irene Malvern: What would lead a man to take a lady's key, tell the clerk that he's her husband and, then, plop himself down in her living room? I'm just curious.
- Chip Collyer: Imagine two people like us - getting together. Ridiculous, isn't it.
- Irene Malvern: Ridiculous.
- Chip Collyer: Oil and water don't mix.
- Irene Malvern: Oil and - water don't mix.
- Chip Collyer: The law of Physics.
- Irene Malvern: The law of Physics.
- Chip Collyer: Common sense.
- Irene Malvern: Common sense.
- Chip Collyer: East is East.
- Irene Malvern: West is West.
- Chip Collyer: Simple arithmetic it - doesn't add up.
- Irene Malvern: It doesn't - add up.
- [kiss]
- Dr. Robert Campbell: You've just got to go to the wedding. You're the only glamour I know. I can just hear Cynthia's mother. "My son-in-law, Dr. Campbell, is a very close friend of Irene Malvern. As a matter of fact, she came to the wedding. And she tells me she cries real tears. Doesn't use glycerin.
- Irene Malvern: Never touch the filthy stuff. All right, I'll come.
- Chip Collyer: I know it's a bit complicated but if you pay attention, I'll diagram it for you.
- Irene Malvern: Anna has already done that.
- Chip Collyer: Oh, there's back to Anna again, huh?
- Irene Malvern: Yes. She told me everything.
- Chip Collyer: She did?
- Irene Malvern: Yes. I can better understand her now.
- Chip Collyer: You can?
- Irene Malvern: I do well understanding.
- Irene Malvern: Have you any love for her at all?
- Chip Collyer: Oh, uh, you know how it is.
- Irene Malvern: She was only a means to an end, huh?
- Chip Collyer: Did she say that?
- Irene Malvern: Oh, not in those words.
- Irene Malvern: As a matter of fact, she didn't make very much sense. She was hysterical. And I can understand that too. After all, you've been using your wiles on her for some time now. And why? To get my jewels.
- Chip Collyer: Oh, I see. I see.